Oh, I look nice. And . MR WORMWOOD and MICHAEL exit. Yourself, Matilda? Matilda Quotes Showing 1-30 of 112 "So Matilda's strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. I ate the lot! [walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror] MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. BIG KIDS NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. They sits and unpack their bags. Please! MISS HONEY She holds up the final "10". the Acrobat's sister. I'll come in there and pound your miserable hide! A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. MR WORMWOOD MISS TRUNCHBULL . ALL COUPLES: What? That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a . Special guest towards the end. Hmm. You're the spitting image. Your genius husband is going to sell them one hundred and fifty five knackered old bangers as brand-new luxury cars. As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt This calls for a proper smoke. Completely different cars, sir. Ooh, me, me, me, miss! You have to stay inside the circle all the time. In . Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you're , BIG KID [TAMIKA] What's wrong with the telly? Right. But the girl's aunt was a mean person, who treated the girl very badly. Bye, Mrs Phelps! I'm never wrong! [interrupting] | One second, Dad. . WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED? With your stupid books and your stupid reading. Harry Wormwood: Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. Agatha Trunchbull: I told you that was a cheap set. She rented it from this lovely rhubarb farmer for just $50 a month, and she covered it in honeysuckle, and she planted hundreds of wildflowers, and she moved out of her wicked aunt's house, and she finally got her freedom. MATILDA It's the female minor. Of course I am. The more that you try, Sued by who? Mrs. Wormwood: But I've got a baby! Who is this, babe? And she keeps trying to tell me stories, Harry. . . Dance competition's over. 28 of the best book quotes from Matilda. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN take up various positions around the stage and audience, pointing in every which way. A curtain is wheeled in with the words "5 YEARS AGO" painted on it. Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm going to punish you, because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it! What is this, a hot tub party? FBI Agent Bob: The Birthday table is wheeled back in by other children. What did you think? He had meant to say, "When a child is bad." MR WORMWOOD Past Matilda. . It's just pathetic. You're heading for the chokey, young lady! Glad I never was one. What do you want a book for? MISS TRUNCHBULL MR WORMWOOD Goofs You've seen one before. Quite the contrary. And you know where you'll end up? My mummy says I'm a miracle, One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse. Why would you want green hair? Son, one day, you're gonna have to earn your own living. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. . Are you crying? Corny, sweet, and funny all in one. MRS WORMWOOD I'm sorry, doctor. And please don't say "the gym.". The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. I didn't do it. Dad says I should watch more TV. Yes. Amanda Thripp: You How does that sound? The condition is characterised by the sufferer experiencing bouts of chronic fatigue, and falling suddenly asleep, often without knowing, or any warning at all. MATILDA CHILDREN 2 Don't put honey on your brother. Miss Jennifer 'Jenny' Honey: Quite the contrary. What you know matters less . It gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine. Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? "It is called," said the husband, announcing the event to the world's press, who had gathered to listen with bated breath [The voice of the ESCAPOLOGIST echoes her words.] You should read it. The couples and the children overlap the next two verses, as children split themselves among five couples and execute rote choreography. Agatha Trunchbull: Harry Wormwood: Secrets. Get the hell outta here! MRS PHELPS [walking out of the room excitedly] I shall pound you. Right. Well? The 3rd cost $68. What is the school motto, Miss Honey? . MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN <>
Somewhere along the way, my dear, And if you want to teach success, Look at that! You can be all cynical, MRS WORMWOOD Harry Wormwood: Jenny: Oh, no, you are not "full". "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. Look, am I fat? I didn't do anything! Er, what books did you read? He'll probably think he's in bed when he wakes up. MRS WORMWOOD The DOCTOR and the CHILDREN sing into their stethoscopes. But here it is, coming true: Matilda centers on Matilda, a young genius with telekinesis powers. MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. <>>>
But the one thing . Now, here's a tip: I don't want any, thank you. And I will teach you a thing or two. Zinnia Wormwood: "Bambinatum est magitum." We're rehearsing. He got a C on his report! The boy's a looney. in . ACT 1. And do you tell them lots of stories like you do with me? It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. What was my profit for the day? Please, stand, and do as much as you can. And it was the most scrumptious cake in the entire world. This living 'ell. "Time is on our side. Agatha Trunchbull: Oh, y -, [she notices that the chocolate box lid is opened and hangs up]. I can be a soldier. "It is our destiny ". You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? The group sets off party poppers down the line. LAVENDER The police decided he killed himself. Dirty dealings, like buying stolen car parts, never stay secret for long, especially when the FBI gets involved. 2. BRUCE Harry Wormwood: Students: [She pauses and realizes what she has done, and slowly lowers her hands.] Well, I shall take your money when you earn it, and I shall spend it. Sixteen times two is thirty-two. The chances of existence almost infinitely small. 5. Two, three, four! MRS PHELPS retreats to the smaller block and sits down. 2. Their sadness overwhelmed them, and drew them into ever more dangerous feats, as their work became the only place they could escape the inescapable tragedy of their lives! MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage]"It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". Didn't we?! Your old man is going to work. [he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda] A man in business simply cannot fail to get noticed when he looks like this. Like hell! [She presses an intercom on her desk.] google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; That's all right, Jenny. Miss Honey: The endings are often a little bit gory! I'm telling you, I didn't do it! What am I gonna do? Mrs. Wormwood: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X. And if it's not right, Harry Wormwood: But she is a squib. Shut up! Here we are, my heartstrings! She didn't know. MISS TRUNCHBULL Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] [bends down] Didn't we? This must confirm, Bruce, [the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house]. Eat! . And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. One look at my face and it's plain to see. Agatha Trunchbull: She has never seen a! Past Lavender. MISS TRUNCHBULL hurries over to AMANDA. . My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever. (Bruce!) MISS HONEY. Is the first word . A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. Well I had to take a shower, Harry! Agatha Trunchbull: Seven times two is fourteen. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST So innocent I asked a thousand questions. The biggest burp I had ever heard about! Get in the car, Melinda! The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS step back, leaving AMANDA in a spotlight. . Where's his fingie? Mr. Wormwood: Well, I'd better hang around just in case. Two, three, four. BIG KIDS MATILDA You She's going to be your teacher. You see, he fell asleep, and we put him under the coats for safety. What? Matilda: You can't. Mum says I'm a good case for population control. [to MATILDA] This is your fault. Look what you've done, you stupid woman. Now, get out of here, you little stink worm! She stands paralyzed in fear. Because you're pretty darn sweet. Miracle! The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. I'm the best! A life. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs. I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD Innocent victims of their story. They then saunter off. She hates it when I go out. If you don't, I will get you. Before my happy days were over, Lord knows we've tried. Ten! BIG KIDS and CHILDREN Agatha Trunchbull: and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. Two times two is four. MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. "Come with me, and I'll show you why it's called the Shrieking Shack.". Fifteen times two is thirty. Well, then stop her reading! MISS HONEY The CHILDREN thrash in their seats. When I grow up . BRUCE Mr. Wormwood. My mummy says I'm a miracle. Zinnia Wormwood: Yourself, Matilda? To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess. He'd call me bumblebee. . [looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us] It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist. It's a library book! But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. Is it some modern miracle of calculus [to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers] MRS WORMWOOD Miss Honey: Rules? MRS PHELPS In my class, that is, er, there is a little girl called Matilda Wormwood. I've had them since I was big enough to Xerox. The CHILDREN reach out from behind the gate as the BIG KIDS carry them away. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! He should have thought of that before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake! Trunchbull: [He brings out a load of cash and starts leafing through it.] What about me, then? I mean, take a look at you and me. The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. Can you spell? Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. Girl, you've gotta learn to stand up and stick out from the I think they just fit. Check it if you don't believe me. Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, That is a promise. Absolute silence. Oh, my head! [He throws the phone to the lackey.] MR WORMWOOD Narrator: School? You gotta be loud! Amanda Thripp: MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO Hey, sleep with me.I am not scary.I'm really rich.I'm Drew Carey. MISS HONEY MRS PHELPS [pointing her riding crop at Amanda] What is it? And good luck with the Tolstoy. [noticing her books] ], CHILDREN I didn't, I was on the garage roof. Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. Pp6Q &_!Ekp?$w_AG[nU6v^^Wo:9o>:. Matilda lies down and flicks off the light. Or if the scream in your head even reached your mouth! Look at this. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. MRS WORMWOOD I'll tell you tomorrow. And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. A little less brains, a lot more hair. What? so our main focus is on cute pickup lines, funny pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines, corny pickup lines, clever pickup lines, bad pick up lines, worst pick up lines, sweet pickup lines, and this list is . MRS WORMWOOD I didn't do it. MR WORMWOOD Why would she want some snotty, disobedient kid? The seed of a war in the creak of a floorboard. No! But the thing was, I was having a lot of trouble with my belly. Agatha Trunchbull: On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world. It was the biggest burp I had ever heard. Michael: This living 'eLl. I'd love to read to you some time. I've got my deal today with the Russians. It's just pathetic! MRS WORMWOOD Zinnia's on the phone, talking about her kids, reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard, to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts, He drags Matilda, throwing the book aside, to where Zinnia is, to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers, speaking to Matilda about her and her father, accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water, Matilda uses her powers to slam her bedroom door in Harry's face just as he reaches it, Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull, snatching the book from Matilda and tears the pages out of the cover, appalled at Zinnia talking with FBI agents Bill and Bob, after Matilda destroys the Wormwoods' TV with her powers, Harry has ordered out of the house the FBI agents, whom Zinnia had just been talking to, she notices that the chocolate box lid is opened and hangs up, she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely, she shoves Jenny out of her office and slams the door after her, Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart, throws carrot from the spoon. [She turns the screens back on.]. Michael: That's where Ms. Trunchbull lives. Yes! This still, unbroken skin, A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. [yells] . MISS TRUNCHBULL . A bell rings. A weakling? But she was about to discover she had a strength a strength she wasn't even aware of. You show the little brat! MISS TRUNCHBULL So he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him. MRS WORMWOOD She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. And the second part is Chokey! ], MISS HONEY What? Where is the maggot known as Nigel? I'm not hinting, but if you did happen to have a story you wanted . You have just made a very big mistake. Miss Honey, please don't let them Harry Wormwood: MISS HONEY Yes, Miss Trunchbull! Honest. And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! Harry Wormwood: . She just picked him up, swung him around, and threw him out the . Indeed, sir. For this newt you pin-worm! That is the biggest hug in the world. 2. Once upon a time, the two greatest circus performers in the world an escapologist who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat who was so skilled it seemed as if she could actually fly fell in love, and got married. Nothing will change. Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] MATILDA It's called "Moby Dick", by Herman Melville. What about rules, Honey? I'll have her for that. Trunchbull: MISS HONEY faces the audience and raises her fist. . The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. This one was mine. Then after several seconds, he picks it up and returns to the cake with renewed vigour. Who would be here to sign for the packages? MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. I'll tell ya, six hours a day of school IS NOT enough. Best dirty pick-up lines 1. DOCTOR Miss Honey: . The Invisible Man . And what sort of teacher would I be And always keep your feet inside the line! Oh, my good Lord! Matilda: MATILDA RUDOLPHO But my mummy likes them! This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter, is none other than a vicious sneak thief! I think he blinked. Harry Wormwood: Could I speak to you for a moment, please? That's not fair at all! Oh, no, it's a lovely book. I'll tell you when you are full. Was it magic? . . You chose books - I chose looks. 101 Weird & Best Pick Up Lines For Girls (Make Them Laugh!) You what? Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? Now get out. Every new life And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. What can I do? Did I let myself go. MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. Zinnia's on the phone, talking about her kids] Miss Honey: It's going to be brilliant! This it not your problem. When she was just two years old, her mother died. google_color_link="000000"; MRS WORMWOOD BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. Quick, jackets! The Wormwoods laugh. Just knock on the door . Yes, sir. Oh, my good Lord. You're supposed to be teaching SPELLING, not poetry! Platinum blonde hair dye. MATILDA %PDF-1.5
MRS WORMWOOD [to Zinnia] [to his partner] Soundtracks, hands the car drill to Mikey, then walks to Matilda, after listing prices of cars bought and sold, he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda, Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves, Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby, mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone, everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in, strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward, whacks the desk again with her riding crop, Miss Trunchbull has accused Matilda of going into her house, grabbing and clenching Miss Honey's wrist very tightly in her fist, suddenly mad, she briskly releases her arm from Miss Trunchbull's grip with her free hand, Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. There's nothing to fear. You'll be surprised at how well it works. . Just knock on the door. TOMMY Zinnia Wormwood: Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. And so, the great day arrived! That's the biggest lie I've ever heard. As me. RUDOLPHO ], MISS HONEY You wouldn't listen. Come in, come in, whoever you are. But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. Past Alice. I mean, what else? And if you cry it will be double. MISS TRUNCHBULL [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? Opening lines from children's books to capture new readers, to inspire writers, to reminisce with old favourites. I have all these extra. My mummy says I'm a miracle, CHILDREN Okay! MRS PHELPS CHILDREN 1 Harry Wormwood: DOCTOR and CHILDREN BRUCE I wish my pillow was as huggable as you. MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. No! If you always take it on the chin and wear it, As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan? . Harry Wormwood: Dinner time is family time. MRS WORMWOOD You know what interruptions do to my energy flow. My hands are tied. 10. [insulted] As I was saying, Matilda. Zinnia Wormwood: AAAHH! 9:17 is correct. Don't just stand there like a wet tissue. MISS HONEY Jane Eyre . google_color_border="EDC7C2"; Agatha Trunchbull: It was the age of wisdom . The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. Look at mummy. MISS HONEY enters and knocks. Before I first heard the Pealing of the bell. Matilda: What's what, Ms. Trunchbull? You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? "Hi, My Name Is [insert name]." I'd say this one is the number one pick-up line of all time. MISS HONEY google_ad_height=90; And expensive, $9.25 for a bar of soap? He's my dance partner. And I'm very sorry . Matilda Wormwood! Harry Wormwood: And if you can't read sentences, you've got no chance with books. Since you're an educator, I'll make you a deal. MATILDA collects her books. It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. Quite a long way, I think. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST 13. 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[comes up to her and Matilda stands up] Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. Good-bye, Miss Honey. Watch as her eyes light up and her smile turn into an impressed grin. [tosses the cereal in the air] Come on, Bruce, be our hero. If I let this little girl fall? I've often thought about it, but I can't abandon my children. MISS TRUNCHBULL runs in, blowing on her whistle, and chases ERIC down until he is pulled into formation by two BIG KIDS. No "buts". MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished. "I have a pen, you have a phone number. From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! In this classroom, in this school, I am god! Agatha Trunchbull: MISS HONEY Used to compete in the Olympics, throwing the hammer! I sold it for $2,269. Lovekins, where's my breakfast? You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout . AMANDA Your hair! Yes! One day when I'm older, Yes. Well it's hard for me to remember a specific cake. A little less flat, a lot more heel. I am off to bleach my roots . MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS PHELPS MRS WORMWOOD NIGEL lies down on the ground. I don't believe Matilda's that kind of child at all. $5,000? And that's not right! See more ideas about pick up lines funny, pick up lines cheesy, pick up lines. You are a thief! Crime and Punishment . I can see we're not going to agree, are we? Three judges hold up signs reading "10" as MRS WORMWOOD sits on the table. That's exactly what you've done. And . MATILDA What do you think might be the cause of this? I'll say! . "Escapologist", he says! MRS WORMWOOD brushes past MATILDA with a sound of utter disgust. Mr Wormwood! Harry Wormwood: Even if you're little, you can do a lot. 'Twas written in the stars before they even met. MISS HONEY She seems not to know that she's special at all. DOCTOR Your mommy is a TWIT! And . Just go back to school! MATILDA MATILDA . [He sits down in a zen position.]. [turns to Michael] Cat in the Hat! Zinnia Wormwood: MR WORMWOOD exits. . Before my happy days were Over, Are you being smart with me? . Did I drift off and dream for a minute or two? And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, Marvellous. MATILDA Calculate this! 3. Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. That lady? RUDOLPHO starts dancing with and carrying around MISS HONEY, which he continues to do throughout the song. MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. Isn't there some more? My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. If you want to throw the hammer for your country. If you want to throw the hammer for your country, That didn't happen. Mr Wormwood! MR WORMWOOD kicks her out of the way, talking on the telephone. Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? Just you wait for phys-ed. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away. . A single slice, Even if you're little, you can do a lot. You really don't know anything, do you? Matilda: A really strong stomach. Get up, get up, get out of here, give me that book. I mean, I know you say you didn't, but obviously, you did. Matilda: 6. Ah-ah-aah-ah Not yet, anyway. They're individual! Jenny: . I don't know. Tomorrow at one? MATILDAThe moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. MISS TRUNCHBULL 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. [off to the side] I got carried away. . MISS TRUNCHBULL How can you be sure unless you have another PIECE? and I shan't be talking to you for the rest of the evening, you horrid little man! Aaaargh! ], [She turns and walks back to her desk. I think we'd better leave it there, Nigel. I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. [chanting with the rest of the class] Every life I bring into this world You can be all cynical, Harry Wormwood: They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! My daddy says I'm a bore. He flails around the stage.] DOCTOR Connections The guy with the stupid haircut! MR WORMWOOD enters, puffing on a cigarette. [while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach] Sorry, Miss Trunchbull. MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs AMANDA by the pigtails and swings her around and around. It's a good thing I have my library. My mummy says I'm a miracle. You missed it. . All grown-ups get scared, just like children. Trunchbull: And the 4th cost $1,100. So go and put some highlights in your hair. | All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. 1. You've made an awful error. [she shoves Jenny out of her office and slams the door after her]. . Come stai? Do you ever lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed-up things in the world? 4. MR WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD Okay, my boy, heir to the throne, today we diddle the customer. MISS TRUNCHBULL's office, complete with her in a high-backed chair (facing the back of the stage) is wheeled in. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. Make him stop! How about this. These are the best hilarious pick up lines we've got, so if you can manage a decent delivery, you've got great odds you'll have her smirking, smiling, laughing, and eager to get closer. . Matilda: [Daintily, straightening her collar, MISS TRUNCHBULL exits off the front of the stage.]. For those idiots out there who don't know how to play, here's how it goes. MISS TRUNCHBULL . And another door closes. Matilda : I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. MR WORMWOOD exits while MATILDA runs into her bedroom, flings the door open, and climbs onto her bookshelf. Ha, ha, ha, ha Harry Wormwood: DOCTOR It was like the entire world went silent for that Oh, let's put it this way. Bambinatum! Matilda quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. MATILDA That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. An exception. Cute pick-up lines can help you get past the awkwardness of meeting someone for the first time. Listen, you little wiseacre: I'm smart, you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it. MR WORMWOOD I . You couldn't spell "difficulty" if your life depended on it. WOMAN: Well, take another! Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition.
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